Well, I first subscribed to Sky satellite television back in 1996, it was great to have so many channels and especially the foreign ones like RTL and Pro-7 which gave us great softcore porn that had to be paid for in the UK. But now the time has come to cancel the subscription to the service that raises £1 every year for shit channels that nobody wanted or asked for and will probably never even be watched. I rang up to cancel, spoke to a guy for about 2 minutes, got put on hold for 2 minutes and got cut off, then when I called back and was connected to a rather sweet sounding woman called Helen, she said she would let the manager know about what had happened since it appears I had apparently not replied or something. Yeah, well done dufus, you say, "Let me just put you on hold" .. "Ok" .. *slience for another 2 minutes ... brrrrrrrr* and I'm the one that's not replying or saying anything, dick. Well as nice as it was talking to her, I just wasn't going t...